So what is a gal to do when she

a) has what seems to be carpal tunnel

b) put out her lower back carrying the cat litter inside

c) every time she bends or lifts needs to urgently run to the bathroom (now going on 3 days)

d) is flying the red flag and has all the nuisances that come along with it?

Oh, it’s too hot here to sleep. See this heat wave means my house reaches outside temperature (95 plus) by 5 pm and barely cools off by 5 am. I’m certainly not going to be getting any action. I hardly feel up to meeting anyone for any reason. And there’s this long weekend coming up. This weekend it really will be me sitting and looking at the swinging party goers. The swingers convention is in town. Perhaps I should go just to have a laugh just like the picture above. I’ll bring my cat too.

Any suggestions that don’t involve hurting others or myself?