This comes courtesy of Jen. Thank goodness I’m not that much of a Barbie. I hated Barbie growing up. Never could figure out why she didn’t come with underwear. There’s no way anyone with boobs that large could go without a bra. And don’t even get me started on how her proportions were distorted. Although if you look around today, you see that body type more frequently because of the abundance of women who have had surgery.

How Barbie Are you? I’m 35% Barbie.

[] you own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[x] you own a designer purse
[x] you own perfume that cost over $60
[] you had/have fake nails
[x] you have more body/hair products than you can use
[] your pet is a chihuahua/pomeranian/yorkshire terrier/siamese
[] you have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[x] you have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[] you have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.
[] a pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets.

total: 4

do you:
[] spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work
[] have a hair color that is not your natural color
[x] have “blonde moments” at least once a day
[x]buy stuff because it’s awesome and then never wear it
[] constantly keep your phone at your side
[x] dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[] have a name for your car
[] know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[x] refuse to go out in public without makeup
[] prefer to be called “princess”

total: 4

do you adore:
[x] makeup
[] glitter
[] the color pink
[] shopping
[x] jewelry
[] mirrors
[x] chick flicks
[x] shoes
[] rainbows
[] unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[] candles
[x] flowers
[x] stuffed animals
[] purses

total: 7

do you shop/have things you bought at:
[x] coach
[x] forever 21
[x] victoria’s secret
[x] guess?
[] claire’s
[] express
[] delias
[] mac
[x] sephora
[x] bebe

total: 6

do you say:
[] biotch
[x] whatever
[] oh my gosh/goodness
[] Hun
[] fugly
[] that’s hot
[] dunzo
[] darling
[] psh
[] cutie
[x] hottie
[] Skank
[x] totally
[] for sure
[] Fabulous

total: 2

do you read:
[] cosmopolitan
[] glamour
[] marie claire
[] elle girl
[] teen vogue
[] people
[] us weekly
[] star
[] self
[] perezhilton.com
[] dlisted.com
[] 17online.com
[] people.com
[] usmagazine.com
[] popsugar.com
[] pink Is The New Blog.com

total: 0

do you like these movies:
[x]legally blonde
[x] elizabethtown
[x] mean girls
[] now and then
[] the notebook
[x] a walk to remember
[x] sweet home alabama
[] where the heart is
[] just my luck
[] john tucker must die
[x] centerstage
[x] bring it on
[x] how to lose a guy in 10 days
[x] mona lisa smile
[] my girl

total: 9

are you addicted to…
[] lost
[] america’s next top model
[] project runway
[x] desperate housewives
[] the simple life
[] 8th and ocean
[x] sex & the city
[x] grey’s anatomy
[] The o.c.
[] laguna beach/the hills
[] nip/tuck
[] gilmore girls

total: 3

COUNT UP HOW MANY YOU CHECKED. THEN THATS YOUR ANSWER!

re-post as “I am —–% Barbie!”