Contemplating the Gross and Crazy
09/14/2006

Of all the things that could happen yesterday, this one I least expected. My cats often walk on the desk, blocking the computer with their bodies. I suppose they think they are helping. I find it quite annoying when I’m busy. Talking to them does no good. Pushing sometimes works.
Yesterday afternoon my black cat was on my desk, and I patted his thigh. As I did, liquid shot out of his butt into my face and hair. I remember my son pooping on things as a baby (not me, thankfully), but this one is new even for me. I’m not typically grossed out by bodily fluids—human or animal. But, this…this was smelly, sticky and stuck in my hair! I don’t think I’ll be patting any cat’s thigh for a while, especially if his butt is near my face and possibly loaded.
Yes, that is a photo of the offending cat.
Looking through the local news this morning gives me no comfort. Let’s see three people (man, woman and child) were stabbed in SF, fire in SF (no casualties there), phony cop report and boyfriend sought in killing of single mom. That’s just local craziness. There have been lots of craziness nationally and around the world. Ever wonder what makes people snap? I do. I wonder why they seem to do it almost at the same time.
No wonder people think the world is coming to an end. No wonder some turn to religion. Frankly, this article creeped me out. Since when did it become essential to send women back home to take care of their men and make babies? Who really thinks that following the bible (or Koran, as the case might be) literally will make everyone happy?
Yesterday, I vowed that I would shower and dress before writing and publishing my blog. Again today though, I sit here in my pajamas writing away while most people are off to work or school.










Mr. Fabulous said,
September 14, 2006 @ 12:40 pm
Look at you…not dressed, stinky, covered in animal waste…and you think you’ve got what it takes to kick MY ass? Hee hee.
Liz said,
September 14, 2006 @ 12:45 pm
You better believe it. Stinky was yesterday, but you wouldn’t have wanted to mess with me then. Dressed now, but it doesn’t take me being dressed to dress you down with my snippy comments.
urbanite82 said,
September 14, 2006 @ 6:14 pm
regarding the kitty juice incident, i think he expressed himself on you…from what i’ve heard, pets need expressing every so often (the gland is somewhere inside their poop shoot)otherwise, they’ll do it themselves…you can tell when they need it when they scoot their butts on the floor…weird huh?
jan said,
September 14, 2006 @ 6:15 pm
Cat poop in your keyboard is a REAL problem. Thank your cat for being so considerate.
Mr. Fabulous said,
September 14, 2006 @ 6:48 pm
That…is true LOL. BloigMad hit! Meow!
Liz said,
September 14, 2006 @ 7:10 pm
Yeah, I was pretty sure that it must have come from his glands. Still kinda gross. Cats typically take care of themselves, unlike dogs. I must have patted him just right.
Bean said,
September 14, 2006 @ 10:43 pm
I’ve been around cats most of my life and I’ve never heard of that happening. Made me giggle though (sorry). As long as he loves you lots. I’m going to be wary of that whole thigh patting thing from now on though.
Sonja said,
September 21, 2006 @ 11:37 pm
This is why I have parrots. They can poop and squirt on you all day long and there is NO smell!!! I should know, it’s all over my shirt at the moment - just got a baby parrot and it’s learning to be “housebroken”. Until then, color me green.