I have caught it.
Is it viral? Might be. It seems to be contagious. I have read other blogs mentioning this bug.
Is it bacterial? I don’t think so. Fungal? Eeuw! I hope not.
Maybe it’s mental. Ah, even better. Perhaps it is some sort of obsessive thing. What do you suppose the psychologists and psychiatrists have to say?
So what is this contagious “disease”? I find myself judging every activity or incident in my life to determine if the situation is blog-worthy. I used to be present. I even came up with a few names for it. In honor of George Orwell, I could call it blog-think. There’s also blog-vision. It works for me. Now the blogger/writer has taken over.
Like on Saturday night…I had reluctantly agreed to meet a friend’s friends.
Let me defend myself here. I’m not antisocial, but because I can’t eat just anything. I avoid most social occasions that involve food. And, why do they all have to involve food? I have what is known as celiac disease (this one’s real), a.k.a. gluten intolerance. I’m not going to go into details here because I might gross out my few readers. It had it’s good and bad points. The good part was it was easy to stay thin, but the pain was awful.
Now, back to Saturday night… It was a good size group of people and their children. I can’t say that I saw anything blog-worthy, but I certainly looked.
Then there are my conversations with my mother that inevitably focus on her mother. Sunday night’s conversation was about how grandmother’s phone service was out and how she couldn’t understand that her Lifeline service wouldn’t work without the phone. She talks on an endless loop of nonsense that repeats about every two minutes. My mother complains quite a bit about taking care of her, and I don’t blame her. Most of the time I’m on the phone I’m praying, “Please don’t let my mother end up like that,” or the other variation, “Please don’t let me end up like that.” It makes me think that dying young might just be a good thing.
After dismissing both situations, I reminisced back to my graduate school days as a teaching assistant. Now, there were some blog-worthy stories. I wish blogs had existed then. I could have written about the stupid things my freshmen chemistry students did. There was one who didn’t know which end of a thermometer to use. I guess she had only seen electronic ones. There were the male students who wanted to date me because they thought I was only a few years older than they. My young looks are both a curse and a blessing–more blessing now than curse. Looking back, I should have taken advantage of the fact that 18-year-olds wanted me (well, not while they were my students). Men my age are either Viagra men (I don’t have the stamina to keep up with an artificial erection.) or men who need Viagra but won’t admit it. I think I should reconsider the much-younger-man thing.
This blog-vision keeps me up late, composing when I should be sleeping. Why do the best ideas occur when I want to sleep? I hate to get up once I’m in bed. If I do, I can’t get back to sleep. If I don’t, after spending hours of composing in my head and vowing to remember by morning, I wake up groggy with no recollection of the brilliance from the night before.
Last night, I got up. I was back asleep by 1 a.m. This morning, my cats wouldn’t let me sleep past 6:30 a.m. I wonder what will happen today that will be blog-worthy.
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